XENOGEARS: A ROPE OF ROBOTS (part twenty-five)

And so our heroes continue their way up Babel Tower, perhaps only falling thousands of feet a couple more times before reaching the roof. ...Do giant robots have shocks?


ASS ASS ASS AAAAAAAAAASS

Well, they get up there eventually.

And there's nothing there! Ha ha! What a good joke!


Where's the comm equipment?


He only said that there might be comm equipment up here, Fei.


Oh no, I did not just break my ass for four hours climbing a tower with no comm equipment!


Well, at least we got out and got some exercise. You have been asleep for a week and a half.

That sounds like somebody asking to get thrown from the top of a tower, but before anyone gets any ideas, another giant robot shows up!


The top of this tower is the property of Shevat! Trespassers will be prosecuted!


Hey, it's a little girl and a giant robot! This looks promising!

The little girl and the giant robot attack!


...What, really?

It's a good thing giant robots only use fuel for hitting things and not for having to line up the same jump six times, or the party would probably be in trouble. For those of you who are unobservant or just have better things to do than remember stuff from the beginning of the game, this giant robot is basically a palette swap of the one that attacked Fei and Bart under the desert while they were parting ways with Spock's dad. Don't go back and check, this narration's screencap wasn't very good. Maybe it'll will fix it someday if it has nothing better to do.

Eventually a giant floating city comes along and breaks up the fight.


Maria! Stop this nonsense at once, or you'll not be permitted to pilot any more giant robots!


Awww.


Sorry, everyone! I just wanted to test your strength!


Relative to what? All the weird-ass random encounters in your tower? We're here, aren't we?


God, why are people in JPRGs always wanting to test your strength?


Well, a boss fight is itself a game's way of testing your strength. If you can't beat it, the game doesn't let you proceed. So when somebody says that, I guess that's just the game being really honest.


So... the game just spoke to us directly? Like God or something?


I guess?


...Does that mean the game is over?!


If you guys are finished, our tiny queen is waiting for you.

Meanwhile, in a less interesting subplot, the Gazel are up to something! They don't have anything better to do.

They are mad that the party has reached Shevat! Geez, didn't they see the huge pain-in-the-ass tower? What jerks! The Gazel now want to destroy Shevat. If the Gazel's plans ever actually worked there would be no cities left.

There is something in Shevat called an Anima Relic, and the Gazel are concerned that our jerk party is going to align with it before preparations are complete. The Gazel want our heroes to align with it! Just not yet! So they're just going to blow up Shevat and kill everyone, no biggie.


What of the "Animus?"

YES, WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE "ANIMUS"


There are others. We must respond severely so this doesn't happen again.

Oh! Well, all right, then.


What about the Shevat gate?

Yeah, what about the Shevat gate? There hasn't been any nonsense about gates in like forever!


Easy. We just use Achtzehn's gravity cannon to compensate for the time-space warp.

Oh! Of course! ...Let's just go back to Shevat.


Welcome to Shevat! I'm Maria Balthazar! I'm the one who tried to kill you before.


We were there, yes.


Balthazar? Where have I heard that name before?

Think hard, Fei.


...Oh, right! The crazy old guy with the skulls!


You know my grandpa?


...Your dad is Spock?


 


 


My dad was kidnapped by Solaris many years ago and my grandpa vanished to the surface to look for something. I'm glad my nearest unkidnapped relative is just a neglectful jerk and not dead. I have to go inspect my giant robot, so feel free to wander around Shevat fully armed and unsupervised.


Solaris kidnapped Spock?!


Just drop it.

They indeed wander around for a bit, and they learn that Maria's father was kidnapped by Solaris to build the giant robot that Maria pilots, named Seibzehn, presumably the seventeenth in a series including Iens, Zwie, Drie, and Veir. They took Maria hostage to force him to continue his work -- because if there is one thing these people don't have enough of, it's giant robots! -- but one day he got fed up and shot both Maria and the robot back home, and no one has heard from him since. Good riddance! Let's go check out the city.


And now we're in Chrono Trigger.


It happens.

The city itself is called Aphel Aura, and it apparently used to be the capital of the country of Shevat, which fought in the war against Solaris five hundred years ago. Now Aphel Aura pretty much is Shevat, and everyone here is vaguely mopey and guilt-ridden. You guys, you live in a floating city, buck the hell up!

Oh dear lord. Never mind. Did you think this game had forgotten about Chu-chu? This game never forgets about Chu-chu. Long after the game has forgotten pretty much anyone who joins the party after Bart, it finds new ways to horrify you with Chu-chu. She has dozens of brethren here in Shevat, and they attempt to regale you with their creation myth, involving something called the "the Wondrous Mambo God."


ruuuuuuuuuuun

They escape to a bombed out house and sit in a long dead child's bedroom for a while to get their spirits back up.


Solaris must have done this! Man, what bastards!


 


 


Yup!

Maria shows up and agrees with Fei re: Solarian bastards. Shevat apparently keeps this bombed out shell of a house around so no one will ever forget the war! The war from five hundred years ago! ...That's a well-preserved rocking horse. Maria rounds everyone up so they can go to the palace and meet the queen. On route to the throne room, they run into... Citan's wife!


Hey guys!


Wait, what?


I'm from Shevat! Didn't I ever tell you?


No, you did not ever tell me that you were from a UFO.


I called Shevat to Lahan to pick up the survivors after you blew it up! And I also convinced the villagers to hate you a little less for it!


Well, except Dan. He's a dick.


I need to sit down.


Hi, Fei!


WHAT


Took you long enough!


What the fuck are you doing here?!


I told you, I'm from here! ...And your father is also from here!


So where's my father?


Hey, I think I hear the queen calling you!


Good! I'll tell her this palace has a tertiary character infestation!

Is that everyone with a character portrait? That is everyone with a character portrait. For now. It is time to meet Zephyr, the Queen of Shevat!


Hello, everyone!


...Is that the Childlike Empress?


I may look young, but I'm actually 522 years old!


The Ivory Tower has fallen into serious disrepair.


Oh, sorry about that. We haven't gotten around to putting the stairs back in yet.

As you may have surmised by now, Shevat is ridiculous. Zephyr explains that she and a few of her vassals underwent life extension treatments because they just feel so bad about stuff that happened five hundred years ago that they have accepted eternal youth as their punishment. How terrible! It's all because of that man.


What man?

Wiseman is one of Zephyr's operatives on the surface, and he has the responsibility of keeping tabs on that man for Shevat.


Goddammit, what man?

Five hundred years ago there was a big war between Shevat and Solaris, because Solaris treated the surface dwellers as their slaves and Shevat wanted to free them. It's more of a cold war these days, and Wiseman is supposed to help anyone who can finally destroy Solaris get to Shevat and to the queen. And so here we are!


He didn't help us with shit!


Shevat doesn't really have anything in way of military power, so we need your help!


Well... there are only like six of us and a pirate ship.


And, hey, if we defeat Solaris, how do we know that you won't just take their place? There are really too many floating cities hanging around for my taste.


Let's make a deal: you go defeat Solaris for us and find out!


 


 


Shevat sucks! Whose idea was it to come here? I'm going to kick his ass!


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